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19 May 2008 @ 09:28 pm
Oneshot - Wet Blanket  
Tite: Wet Blanket
Length: Oneshot - 249 words
Author: jaedonluv
Rating: PG 13
Pairing: JaeMin (Jaejoong x Changmin)
Genre: Crack
Summary: It seems that Min has wet his blanket. Jaejoong thinks... (crappy summary ><)
A/N: I wrote this from the prompt generator that jaemint created.

 

“Yah! Changmin ah! Why is the blanket wet? And yuck! Why is it sticky?!”

“Ah about that, hyung…” 

“How many times have I told you Min? Don’t dirty newly washed bedsheets! Do you know how much time I spend trying to make them perfectly white? Much much whiter than that stupid washing machine can? I don’t know why we even bought that thing. It’s just a waste of money and space. I told Yunnie to buy another kitchen counter instead of a washing machine but NO, he went and bought a washing machine instead! A stupid. Useless. Expensive. Washing. Machine! And now, NOBODY uses it. See? A waste! And now, you waste all my hard work by making the blanket all wet and sti—“

Gasp. 

“Hyung, I’m sorry. It’s just that it was really hard to control and Yoochun hyung was taking so long in the bathroom and—“

Sniffle. Tears. 

“Hyung! Why are you crying? Is it because of this? I’m so sor—“

Sniff. “Minnie… my Minnie is growing up.” Sniff. “Okay, I forgive you for now. But next time be careful, okay? Don’t let anyone see you. And after you’ve finished, just call me and I’ll clean them up quickly.”  Giggle. “Ah Minnie, I’ll go wash these sheets now, okay? Don’t do anything naughty while I’m gone~” 

Jaejoong left leaving behind a stunned and confused Min.

Eh? What’s hyung talking about? I just needed to pee really badly and couldn’t control it because of Yoochun hyung.

 

A/N: Haha!! XD When I first saw the prompt this plot came to my mind immediately XDD First attempt and I think I did okay^^

 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: DBSK - Eternal
 
 
 
glass_dressglass_dress on May 19th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
lmao Jae sshi is so cute! He's nagging like a traditional mommy would and then he's all understanding. Love it! :]
Zhe01zhe01 on May 19th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
Ew. XD

Lol
Jennifermrsedjack on May 19th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
o.o

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! x'D
haru_no_keeki: min sexyharu_no_keeki on May 19th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
*rofl* that´s just ....lol XDD great
sha_min on May 19th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
XDXDXDXDXD WTF??? hayhay jaejae, he's so cute in here
<3
hamano_michiyo: bambi!twirlhamano_michiyo on May 19th, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
.....Cause 20 year olds totally still wet the bed. And here I thought it was going to be actual JaeMin :(
&katya;: DBSK - Jaemin - blue&blackkatzk on May 20th, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Erm. I second that.
red_markab: TVXQ! - Fangirls JaeMinred_markab on May 19th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
Mwhahahahaahha!!!

“Minnie… my Minnie is growing up.” JaeJoong is so cute!
Hero in a Half Shell: Jaeminhayasaki on May 19th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
^ ... and thats why it's "crack" fanfiction right?

I enjoyed it, it was amusing XD I was trying to work out all along what it was that caused the... wetness XD Yuck, Min!!
Quiet_Heartachequiet_heartache on May 20th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
haaa minmin confused at end, lmao.
joongie is so sweet, bwess him for understanding and misunderstanding at the same time XD
sankyuuu
petitebeepetitebee on May 21st, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
You think Min so stupid? He could have pee in the flower pot or in the kitchen sink? It much more normal for boys then to pee in their bed
セヴィム ☆ 『 S e v i m 』 ♬ 彡lahmacun on May 23rd, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
OMG AHAHAH!

That's crack, pure gold! xDDDDDDD
~♥Hope to the End. Always Keep the Faith♥~chloe1910 on May 24th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC)
bwhahaha...Jae oh Jae..you've misunderstood your little Minnie..
cmplctd on July 23rd, 2008 10:15 am (UTC)
LMAO. i can soo picture jae doing that. xD

this is soo funny! LOL.
*adds you back as friend! yay*
Jasmineilovefanficz on December 31st, 2008 07:59 am (UTC)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

SHIT OF AN ASSHOLE.

GAHHH!!

*MELTS INTO FANGIRL GOO*

CRACK! CRACK! CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

*DED*
ichashimchachawaiting4_moon on July 22nd, 2010 08:57 am (UTC)
misunderstanding here, Jaejae.....

LOL